#hilarious actually

[starofthesea37]

this is the most ive leaughed at something on the internet in a longggg time

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[amygdalae]

My cousin doesn't like weed but is friends with a lot of weed smokers (myself included) and he said whenever some1 makes the mistake of trying to pass the joint to him he gently puts it out and hands it back to them

[vermillionax]

I'm very happy Dustborn is bombing. It's terrible.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

ok well he did basically foreshadow his own drive to survive opening clip 3 years early aklsfjsldkfjkldsf

2020:

2023:

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[joekeerys]

grrm was really like. for aegon’s birthday i will remind everyone that helaena was a beloved queen and rhaenyra is a character i wrote <3

[little-annie]

🍆 🎃 💦

Last year it was the cranberry sauce, this year it was the pumpkin. Eddie shouldn't be left to his own devices.

Cursed image below the cut.

[thebigqueer]

i love how when rick doesn’t try he somehow makes the most accurate queer rep (piper & leo) and then when he does try it’s a mess

[maxbytes]

that ask reminded me that i had an... interesting realization the other day, which is that maxdoof probably looks like the equivalent of pearlrick (prick?) to a passerby who doesn't know who maxidot is

[louisjude]

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[onesinglefrenchfry]

Girl that’s not bisexual lighting your brother is being deconstructed

[leafington]

𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙣' 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩! 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙣' 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩—𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙣' 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩—𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙣' 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩!

content warning !! - fighting, mentions of being beat to death, blackfem!reader as usual, manga spoilers somewhat even if i haven't finished

a/n - this song was the first thing that played in my head when i saw sakura whooping ass bc why u let that boy beat you down😭 (i posted this late because i had a function to go to so it killed my motivation 🤧)

WIND BREAKER BOYS AFTER YOU TELL THEM SOMEONE WAS TALKIN' SHIT.ᐟ

Who they gotta fight? Where'd you last see them? Tell him everything, 'cause nobody gets away with saying something smart to his girl and recieving no consequence or repercussion for it. This man wants to know their name, their parents' name, what district they're in, what the house looks like, tell him their neighbor's pet's favorite chew toy too—he wants to know all of it. He lives, breathes, and embraces Bofurin's motto, especially when it comes to someone he loves. "Anyone past this point who causes pain, who brings destruction, who holds evil in their heart, will be purged by Bofurin without exception." he is on it like a mosquito on heat.

— SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, hajime, hayato (MMMMWAH) me thinks, kaji, kiryu

WHERE? WHO? YOU'VE BEEN WHERE??? WITH WHO??? You ain't have no business out there in them streets alone in the first place. He laughs at whatever story you tell him, knowing damn well he's gonna find them later and beat them to the white meat, which brings him back to the question of why where you gone without him to begin with (that's his entire point in lecturing you.) He tells you he's not gonna do anything, disappears for like two hours, then comes back like: "This him?" if it is, good, if not, then he'll keep going around town until he finds him.

— togame!!!111!!1!, choji, sugishita (no shame), taiga (he insisted they had no virtue and zero good in the heart

Hell no, you got it. You are not putting them on the chopping to get his ass whooped. You tell them and they looks at you like this '😟' They're going wherever the wind takes them because they ain't doing anything about it.

— nirei i fear, anzai, tasaku (they tell you fight them on ur own LAMMAOAOO), mizuki bc he genuinely does not gaf

©2024 leafington dont steal please!! :)

[veirsewrites]

Would we ever see Gabriel again or was that just bantering? I kinda liked him 😭

Text him and find out! You have his number right?

[certifiedbi]

I really like how aleix and Jorge swapped Fermín for Pedro. Like they literally replaced him with his sworn enemy

[bonivers]

i’m crying i just noticed how often i reference being raised catholic in my psych courses LMAOOOO i really hated that shit huh…..

[bioswear]

not to sound like some political bootlicker but i could cry honestly seeing a presidential candidate who can actually string a coherent sentence together and isn’t on the verge of having an aneurysm

[fr1day-incredible]

So you guys remember the joke that Steve't torso is formed like a dorito? Yeah so, imagine the Avengers teasing Steve and joking about it. And like that one time Steve was just eating Doritos, Tony went like "Ah! Cannibalism!!" Steve throwed the bag of Doritos at his face for it.

Like Steve just gets really annoyed and feed up with all of the jokes and teasing. So after a while the others back it up. And everybody kind of forgets about it.

But. One day in the group chat (they obviously have) they are discussing the recent mission they were on. At some point they bring up Steve. Like to blame him for the thing that went wrong or like to get him to do the paperwork or something. Steve is offline because surprise, surprise it's 2am. So Tony won't stop tagging him.

When Steve finally goes online the only thing he sents is this.

And then he imideatly goes offline again.

Everyone loses their shit